Really?

New Project

I’m starting a new project where I’ll be producing and hosting a podcast about job advice. Every week I’ll have a guest host to answer your questions. You’ll have your questions answered by our expert 

Please call: (641) 715-3900 EXT: 733800# 

Keep your call under a minute and we can play it on air! Check out the website at http://jobcast.blogspot.com/

My life is a sitcom

Got into a car accident Sunday. I’m spending lots of time chilling out and recovering. I had just started a book, so I thought this would be the perfect time to finish it. 

Turns out the book is about people who like to get into car accidents on purpose. AKA the last topic I want to read about. 

Really? 

Me: I need to shower.

Nat: No, you don’t.

Me: I smell like office.

Nat: It doesn’t matter. You’re just going to be there tomorrow… You’ll blend in.

Really…

Mom’s Advice: Travel

Scotland? I wouldn’t go there. The only thing they have there are men with balls that show.

Really?

The Dirty Goodbye

This is a term I made up and submitted to urban dictionary. Give it a thumbs up!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+dirty+goodbye

THE DIRTY GOODBYE:

When two heterosexual friends of the same gender have a sleep over and one leaves in the morning with out saying goodbye.

Chris awoke to the sun rising. He looked over at Nathaniel sleeping peacefully. Without waking up Nathaniel, Chris gathered his things and exited the room. As he was leaving the strange house Chris had an uncomfortable feeling as if he had done something, dirty.

When Nathaniel awoke he realized he had been given the dirty goodbye. 

Really?